Funny SMS.
Dunya ki 4 heraan-kun haqiqatain ...
Haqiqat 1:
Ap apni saans rok k apne eyes ko close ni kr sakte,
Haqiqat 2:
Pehli haqiqat parhne k bad tamam bewaqof
ye karne ki koshish krenge,
Haqiqat 3:
Ab aap hans rahe hen Q k ap bewaqof ban gaye hen,
Haqiqat 4:
Ab aap apne doston ko b bewaqof banayen ge::)
A signboard outside a restaurant said:
"Eat as much as you can and let, your grandchildren pay the bill".
A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the
waiter gave the bill he pointed to the signboard,
"Don't you see,
only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill".
The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill.
This is your grandfather's bill"
"Eat as much as you can and let, your grandchildren pay the bill".
A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the
waiter gave the bill he pointed to the signboard,
"Don't you see,
only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill".
The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill.
This is your grandfather's bill"