Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny SMS. Show all posts

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Dunya ki 4 heraan-kun haqiqatain ...

Funny SMS.
Dunya ki 4 heraan-kun haqiqatain ...
Haqiqat 1:
Ap apni saans rok k apne eyes ko close ni kr sakte,
Haqiqat 2:
Pehli haqiqat parhne k bad tamam bewaqof
ye karne ki koshish krenge,
Haqiqat 3:
Ab aap hans rahe hen Q k ap bewaqof ban gaye hen,
Haqiqat 4:
Ab aap apne doston ko b bewaqof banayen ge::)

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

3 Bachon wali aik Bewa Aurat nay 3 Bachon walay Shohar say shadi ki...


3 Bachon wali aik Bewa Aurat nay 3 Bachon walay Shohar say shadi ki...
shadi k baad dono kay phir 3 bachay hogaye...
1 Din Ghar may bachon ki Zabardast jang lag gai...
Biwi nay Shohar ko Phone kiya:
Jaldi Ghar ajayein apkay Bachay aur meray Bachay mil kar Hamaray Bachon ko Maar rahay hain :D

Thursday, September 5, 2013

What is the Color of Frequency

What is the Color of Frequency
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How? Frequency=1/time, means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal, 1/Pal= Per Pal.
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
wQQw Jaan... PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

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Friday, May 17, 2013

Latest Mohawary aur Un k matlab,

Latest Mohawary aur Un k matlab,

1:Khoshi se Pholay na samana, "Light aa Gayi Hy"
2:Zakhmon pe Namak Chirakna, "Kisi se Light ka Pochna"
3:Khiyali Pulao Pakana, "Loadsheding ka Khatma"
4:Umeed pe Duniya Qaim Hai "Shayad aaj Light na Jaye"
5:Muqadar ka sikandar "Jis k Paas Generator"

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Sunday, March 3, 2013

"Biscuit manufacturer's love letter"

"Biscuit manufacturer's love letter"
Dear MARIE::-*
Today is PARTY DAY,:-P, I'm in GALA,:-)
You have made my life SOOPER,:-)
I'm the PRINCE of your heart,B-), I want to buy a BAKERY,:-)
So I can give you a TREAT everyday,;-(
You have kracked my JAM HEART by giving CANDY to other guy:-(
Now I am in 50-50 position:-x
Please don't play HIDE n SEEKB-)
CLICK into my life soon so we have many GLUCOB-) kids:-)
4m TIGER
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

2 Larkian apas me larh rahi then to pas se 1 Charsi guzra,

2 Larkian apas me larh rahi then to pas se 1 Charsi guzra,
1st Girl: Allah karay is sy teri shadi ho
2nd:Teri ho
1st:Teri              2nd:Teri
1st:Teri              2nd:Teri
1st:Teri              2nd:Teri
Charsi:Ye batao me rukon ya jaon..??:/:D
*/**/**/**/**/**/**/**/**/**/*
Soch Raha Hn
Valentines Day Pe B
Surprise Dn:
From REHMAN MALIK:-D
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Monday, November 5, 2012

A signboard outside a restaurant said:

A signboard outside a restaurant said:
"Eat as much as you can and let, your grandchildren pay the bill".
A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the
waiter gave the bill he pointed to the signboard,
"Don't you see,
only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill".
The waiter said, "Sir, this is not your bill.
This is your grandfather's bill"
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Thursday, August 9, 2012

King of Countries, Beloved of my father...

King of Countries, Beloved of my father...
Support for my mother's heart, My brother climbed a horse...
Samajh aai? Nahi?
Don't worry English smjna hr kisi k ATTENTION!
Medical research authority of the US have found new Cancer in human
being cause by silver nitro oxide...
Whenever you buy recharge cards don'tbas ki baat nahi
=>Aap k lye punjabi version...
Desaan da Raaja, Mere Babul da pyara, Ambrri de dil da sahara
Ni veer mera ghorrhi charrheya,,,
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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Ghazal ka unwan hay "32 Chli Gai"

 Ghazal ka unwan hay "32 Chli Gai"
5 din mily zndgi k mgr, Guzry thy abi 4 k 32 chali gai
Kal wapda k daftr meeting thi kch khas
Hony lgi tkrar k 32 chli gai, Maut ki trah iska b waqt na rha
Eid ki shopng or bhra bazar k 32 chali gai
School time or WAPDA ki zahaanat, Nashta hony laga tyar k 32 chali gai
Shadi waly din bray khush thy hm
Galy prny lagy thy noton k haar k 32 chali gai
Zindgi rahi to phir milan gy yar, Q k huny huny sadi v 32 chali gai
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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen. Vitamin se "Power"...

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen. Vitamin se "Power"

Power se "Work" hota he. Work se "PAISA"

PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he.

aur

Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti he..

Wife se "Tension" hi milti he...!

Aur Tension se Depression . . .

Depression se "DEATH"
Le Beta ! Aur khaa Saib ;-)
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Monday, June 11, 2012

Tum dunya ki Subsay khubSurat larhki ho,

Boy= I love U
Tum dunya ki Subsay khubSurat larhki ho,
Girl= Acha par Tumary pechay mujh say bi zyada Haseen Girl khari hy.
boy murh k pechay dekhTa hay par waha koi ni hota
Girl= Agr Tum Such me mjhSy pyar karTay Tu kabi pechay na dekhTay
I haTe U
MORAL
Moral woral kuch ni buS Bachi zara Taiz nikli
Par SMS abi baqi hy doST,
Boy= Chalo jeSay Tumari marzi, magar ab ye Diamond Ring kisko donga?
Girl= Lo ab apnay Janu Say mazakh bi ni kar sakti,
Moral= Bagairti dono Taraf hyy              www.HazroCity.com

Friday, April 20, 2012

Ghazal ka unwan hay :"32 Chli Gai"

Ghazal ka unwan hay :"32 Chli Gai"
5 din milay zindagi k magar, Guzray thay abi 4 k 32 chali gai
Kal WAPDA kay daftar meeting thi kuch khas, Hony lagi takrar k 32 chali gai
Maut ki tarah iska b waqat na raha, Eid ki shopping or bhara Bazar k 32 chali gai
School time or WAPDA ki zahaanat, Naashta honay laga tiyar k 32 chali gai.
Shadi walay din baray khush thay hum, Galay parhnay lagy thay Noton k haar
k 32 chali gai. Zindagi rahi to phir milan gai yar, Q k hunay hunay sadi v 32 chali gai...
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Friday, April 13, 2012

Upcoming Horror Movies!

Upcoming Horror Movies!
+Exam ka khouf
+Tarapta student
+Shaitani Book
+Result wala Jin
+Neend ki Maut
+Khooni Notes
+Pyasa Examiner
+Ssshhh Subah Paper hy.
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Sunday, February 5, 2012

Boy: meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai?

Boy: meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai?
Girl- sacha pyar!
Boy:-: O anni di Ay, Machhar kad...!!!
(.")
<((>
_//_ waddi ayi tu Parveen Shakir...
;) ;->
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Sunday, January 1, 2012

Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May

Dear January, how is February? Please tell March that April said May
will be coming before June, I heard that July is getting married in August.
How about September and her kids? Please send my greetings to October
and don't forget to tell November that all my friends who read this will have a
wonderful December again !!! :) (INSHAA ALLAH)

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Thursday, December 29, 2011

1 Murghi ko Kawway sai piyar ho giya, jab Murghay ko pata chala...

1 Murghi ko Kawway sai piyar ho giya, jab Murghay ko pata chala
tou wo Murghi kay pas gaya or bola keh mujh me kia kami hai?
Smart hon, Kawway say ziyada khobsurat hon, tumahari baradari
ka hon? Murghon ki Union ka Leader hun?
Murghi: Me tumaray Jazbat ki qadar karti hon, lekin Amma Abba
ki khwahish hy keh Larka Air-Force Me ho :-D
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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:


PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:
Aap Khana Khaeyn ge ?
.
Passenger: Choices kiya kiya hain ?
.
.
Air Hostess: "YES or NO"
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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

A Rabbit Runs, Jumps;

A Rabbit Runs, Jumps;
& Lives only for 15 Years.
While A Turtle doesn't Run,
does Nothing Yet Lives for "300" Years
Moral
Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well:-

Monday, September 19, 2011

Don't Try To Be Different, Just Be Good...!

Best Msg for today's World:
Don't Try To Be Different, Just Be Good...!
B/coz, now a days just being good is different enough...!!! ;)

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Funniest Tip To Reduce Weight...

Funniest Tip To Reduce Weight...

Tip To Reduce Weight, First Turn Your Head
To The Right And Then Turn It To The Left.
Repeat This Exercise Whenever
Someone Offers You Something To Eat!:-P

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