Funny SMS,

A lady broke a signal and was presented in front of the judge
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LADY: Your honor plz let me go i am a school teacher i am getting late for my class.
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JUDGE: Aahaa so u r a teacher, i have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down "I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT" 500 times...(',')

Islamic SMS,

Hazrat Abu-Imama (R.A) se raiwyat ha k Aap (S.A.W.W) ka farman ha.
"5 ratyan aisy han js ma dua rad nhi ke jati
1) Rajab ke pahle rat
2) 15 Shabaan
3) Jumyrat aur juma ke darmyani rat
4) Eid-ul-Fitr ke rat
5) Eid-ul-Ezha ke rat"
(Al-Jamiya Al-Sageer, sfa 241, hadees: 3952)

Islamic SMS,

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“When you are greeted with a greeting, greet in return with
what is better than it, or at least return it equally…” (An-Nisa' 4: 86)


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Narrated Abu Musa: Some people asked ALLAH's Apostle,
"Whose Islam is the best? i.e. (Who is a very good Muslim)?" He replied,
"One who avoids harming the Muslims with his tongue and hands." Sahih Bukhari

Pathan SMS,

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1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in Pakistan. I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
We Salute Pathans. Be united , We are all Pakistani.

Sad SMSs,

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KUCH IS TARHA SE NAZAR ANDAZ KAR DIA USNE HUMEN
JESE EZAFI LAFZ THY HUM UNKI ZINDGE KI KITAB ME

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MERI ROH ME NA SAMATE TO BHOL JATY TUJHY
TUM ITNY PAS NA ATY TO BHOL JATY TUJHY
YE KEHTY HOWE MERA TUM SE KOI TALUQ NAHE
ANKHON ME ANSO NA ATY TO BHOL JATY TUJHY

Rainy weather SMSs,

"Barishon ke mosam main
Tum ko yaad karney ki
Aadatien purani hain
Ab ki bar socha hai
Aadatien badal dalain
Phir khayal aaya ke
Aadatien badalne se
Barishen nahin ruktien"

Islamic SMSs,

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Jo log apney namazon ke hifazat karty han wo
ezzat kay sath jannat kay bagoon main rahyaan gay.
Surat-Al-Marag: 34-35

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Fhaish bat kahnay wala aur fhaish bat ke
aaishwat krnay wala dono gunah main brabr han.
Hazrat Ali (R.A)