Happy Birthday

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khushiyo ka din hai, mosam hai suhana
aaj tumhara birthday hai, plz naha k zror aana
Happy Birthday

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It's your birthday and I can't be there
But I'll send you a special birthday wish and a little prayer
Have a happy birthday, I hope that all of your birthday wishes come true
May you have a great time today and find happiness in everything you do.

Happy Birthday

Islamic SMSs

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Hazrat Jabir (R.A) se raiwyat ha k, Ap (S.A.W.W) ne irshad farmaya:
Banda k aur kufr ky darmyan Namaz chor dany he ka faasla ha.
[Muslim]

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Hadis E Nabvi
"Sab Se Wazni Cheez Jo Qayamat k Din Momin k Meezan Main Rakhi Jayegi Wo Us Ka Husn EAkhlaq Ho Ga"
[ABU DAUD]

Funny SMSs

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1 jaga bomb blast kay baad 1 admi chilla raha tha, O"GOD ! Mera haath urah gaya,
bewakof: Hosla kero mat roo, dekho us aadmi ko sar urah gaya hay, wo bhi to chup ha"

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1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka. Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi Bacha ro raha hai. Zara bus ka horn baja Do

Pathan English k paper me fail ho gya,

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Pathan English k paper me fail ho gya,due to this Translations.
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1.Me Aam Admi hun.
I am a mango man.
2.Muje English Aati he.
English comes to me.
3.Mera Taluk Haripur Hazara se he.
I belong to Green pur Thouznda.
4.Sarak pe golyan chal Rahi hen.
Tablets are walking on road.

Islamic SMSs

Kisi Bazurg Ne Shetaan Se Kaha, Mujay Wo Kaam Batawo, Jis Kay Karnay Se Me Be Tumharay Jesa Ho Jawon,
Shetaan bola, 2 Kaam karo, (01) Namaz Me Susti Karo & (02) Har Baat me Qasam Khawo,
Bazurg Ne Kahaa, Aaj Kay Bahd Yehi 2 Kaam Me Bilkul Nahi karonga,
Shetaan Bola, Main bi Aaj K Baad Kisi Insaan Ko apna Raaz Nahi donga.

Islamic SMSs

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Ap (S.A.W.W) ne irshad farmya:
jo koi gatta-toop (sakht) aandahry main masjid ke tarf jaye ga,
usy qaymat ky din bay-hassab noor aata kya jaye ga. Sahi Muslim

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"Logon ko utni jaldi maff kar diya karo jitni jaldi tum ALLAH say muaafi ki umeed rakhte ho". HAZRAT UMAR FAROOQ (Razi ALLAH Tala Anho)

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KUch log Haseen yadon ki tarah hote hain
Jinhe yaad kar k dil khush ho jata hay or
Jin ko BHULANA na mumkin he
AAP unhi me se ek ho

Funny SMSs

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Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chor do." Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chor do."
Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chor do." Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chor do."
Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujhe. SMS karna chor do !!!

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hadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi... Taj mahil banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur shadi ho gaye... Ab Taj mahil banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi