Happy Birthday

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khushiyo ka din hai, mosam hai suhana
aaj tumhara birthday hai, plz naha k zror aana
Happy Birthday

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It's your birthday and I can't be there
But I'll send you a special birthday wish and a little prayer
Have a happy birthday, I hope that all of your birthday wishes come true
May you have a great time today and find happiness in everything you do.

Happy Birthday

Islamic SMSs

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Hazrat Jabir (R.A) se raiwyat ha k, Ap (S.A.W.W) ne irshad farmaya:
Banda k aur kufr ky darmyan Namaz chor dany he ka faasla ha.
[Muslim]

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Hadis E Nabvi
"Sab Se Wazni Cheez Jo Qayamat k Din Momin k Meezan Main Rakhi Jayegi Wo Us Ka Husn EAkhlaq Ho Ga"
[ABU DAUD]

Funny SMSs

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1 jaga bomb blast kay baad 1 admi chilla raha tha, O"GOD ! Mera haath urah gaya,
bewakof: Hosla kero mat roo, dekho us aadmi ko sar urah gaya hay, wo bhi to chup ha"

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1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka. Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to kahi nhi Bacha ro raha hai. Zara bus ka horn baja Do

Pathan English k paper me fail ho gya,

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Pathan English k paper me fail ho gya,due to this Translations.
.
1.Me Aam Admi hun.
I am a mango man.
2.Muje English Aati he.
English comes to me.
3.Mera Taluk Haripur Hazara se he.
I belong to Green pur Thouznda.
4.Sarak pe golyan chal Rahi hen.
Tablets are walking on road.

Islamic SMSs

Kisi Bazurg Ne Shetaan Se Kaha, Mujay Wo Kaam Batawo, Jis Kay Karnay Se Me Be Tumharay Jesa Ho Jawon,
Shetaan bola, 2 Kaam karo, (01) Namaz Me Susti Karo & (02) Har Baat me Qasam Khawo,
Bazurg Ne Kahaa, Aaj Kay Bahd Yehi 2 Kaam Me Bilkul Nahi karonga,
Shetaan Bola, Main bi Aaj K Baad Kisi Insaan Ko apna Raaz Nahi donga.

Islamic SMSs

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Ap (S.A.W.W) ne irshad farmya:
jo koi gatta-toop (sakht) aandahry main masjid ke tarf jaye ga,
usy qaymat ky din bay-hassab noor aata kya jaye ga. Sahi Muslim

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"Logon ko utni jaldi maff kar diya karo jitni jaldi tum ALLAH say muaafi ki umeed rakhte ho". HAZRAT UMAR FAROOQ (Razi ALLAH Tala Anho)

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KUch log Haseen yadon ki tarah hote hain
Jinhe yaad kar k dil khush ho jata hay or
Jin ko BHULANA na mumkin he
AAP unhi me se ek ho

Funny SMSs

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Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chor do." Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chor do."
Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chor do." Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chor do."
Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujhe. SMS karna chor do !!!

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hadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi... Taj mahil banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur shadi ho gaye... Ab Taj mahil banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi

Poetry

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Sirf Mai Hi Thaam Sakun Haath Uska, Mujh Par Itni Inayat Si Kr De
Woh Reh Na Paye Ek Pal B Mre Bina, Ae KHUDA Tu Usko Mri Adat c Kr De

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Kahin wo mile to usay kehna K Lot aao, Lot aao k koi shiddat se Barri muddat se Barri muhabat se tumhara intizar kar raha hai Lot aao k, kisi ki bahare na hone se kisi ki aankhon mei nami or zindagi mei kami bohat zyada ha

Decent messeges

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GULAAB ka koi b naam rakh leya jay magir,
pehchana to khushboo se hi jata hai", ENSAN be wase he hai, us ka koi be, rang ho roop ho, zaat ho qabeela ho, magir pehchana apne, IKHLAQ se he jata hai

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Heart can skip beat for a while, Memories can be kept in a file,
A desert can replace the nile, But nothing can stop a smile,
When your name comes on my mobile.

Islamic SMS

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Irshad-e-Bari Taala hy:
'Soraj ki kirnain zameen per parne se pehle uth jao, Qeun ky us waqt Rizq banta ja raha hota hai'

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Ek ajib haqiqat
100 rupe ka note buht zyada lagta hai jab masjid me dia jaye
Mgr Music Cds kharideney k liye buht thora lagta hai
3 min ki namaz parhna buht mushkil hai
mgr 3 ghante ki film dekhna buht aasan!

SMS about mother.

Mirza Adeeb Ki Kitab "Matti Ka Diya" se Iqtibas:

"Aba G Mujay Martay Thay To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein, Ek Din Men Ne Socha Keh Agar Ammi Pitai Karengi Tu Abbu G Kya Karengai? Yeh Dekhnay K Liye Me Nay Ammi Ka Kaha Na Mana, Unhon Ne Kaha Bazaar Say Dahi La Do Men Nay Na Laya, Unhon Ne Salan Kam Dia, Me Ne Ziada Par Israr Kia, Unhon Ne Kaha Peerhi K Ooper Beth Kar Roti Khawo, Me Nay Zameen Par Darri Bicha Kar Beth Gia. Lehja bi Gustakhana! Mujay Puri Tawaqah Thi K Ammi Zurur Marengi Magar Unhon Nay Mujay Seenay Se Laga Kar Kaha, "Q Puttar Maan Sadqay Tu Bimar Te Nahi?" Us Waqt Meray Aansu Thay Keh Ruktay Hi Nahi Thay...!

01) Sardar ne A to Z English seekh li : 02) SMS Karna chor do :

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Sardar ne A to Z English seekh li :
A: Apple, B: Barha Apple, C: Chota Apple, D: Doosra Apple, E: Ek hor Apple, F: Fer Apple, G: Ganda Apple, H: Haraa Apple, I: India da Apple, J: Jay'pur da Apple, K: Kharab Apple, L: Laal Apple, M: Mitha Apple, N: Nawan Apple, O: O'ooo Apple, P: Paka howa Apple, Q: Quetta da Apple, R: Rall mil k khaan aala Apple, S: Saada Apple, T: Taqatwar Apple, U: Unna da Apple, V: Veer da Apple, W: Wadda Apple, X: X-Max da Apple, Y: Yaar da Apple, Z: Zindabad Apple,

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SMS Karna chor do :
Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chor do." Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chor do."
Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chor do." Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chor do."
Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujhe SMS karna chor do.

Happy New Year 2010

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God gives You…
12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all!



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For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year 2010