Funny SMS

01>
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

02>
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?”