Sardar Jee & Pathan in India

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Pathan went to India, Security man,Who are you?
Pathan (Dartay howay) Im HINDU, SECURITY MAN,
TELL ME 5 NAMES OF BAGHAWAN
PATAHAN: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar. Doli.

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1 Gadhe ne Sardar ko laat mari, Sardar us k piche bhaga,
Raste main use Zebra mila Sardar usko laat markar bola !!!
Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai...