Showing posts with label Sardars and Pathans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardars and Pathans. Show all posts

Friday, December 3, 2010

'*. . .Teacher: Tmhary Abu Ka Kya Naam Hy...Sardar: Google Singh

Today SMS 01>
'*. . .Teacher: Tmhary Abu Ka Kya Naam Hy
Sardar: Google Singh
Teacher: Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?
Sardar: O Sir G Main Jithy v Howaan Abba Lab e Lenda ay. . .*'



Today SMS 02>
'SARDAR Drakht pe charha to Bandar ne
Pucha:Upar kyun aye ho?
SARDAR: Amrood khane
BANDAR: Ye to Aaam ka drakht ha
SARDAR " Main Amrood sath laya hun. :-)'

Hzrat Abu Huraira(R.A) Se Riwayat He
AAP S.A.W.W Ne Mera Hath Pkra or
5Baten kahin
1-Haram Kamon Se Parhez Kro Sb Se Ziada Ibadat Guzar Bn Jaoge
2-ALLAH Ki Tqseem Pe Razi Raho Is Se Tum Logon Se Be-Parwah Ho Jaoge
3-Apne Parosi Se Acha Saluk Kro Is Se Tm Momin Ho Jaoge
4-Logo K Lie Wohi Psnd Kro Jo Apne Lie Psnd Krte Ho Is Se Tm Musalman Ho Jaoge
5-Zyada Mat Hnso Kyu K Ziada Hansi Dil Ko Murda Kr Deti He
www.HazroCity.comHzrat Abu Huraira(R.A) Se Riwayat He
AAP S.A.W.W Ne Mera Hath Pkra or
5Baten kahin
1-Haram Kamon Se Parhez Kro Sb Se Ziada Ibadat Guzar Bn Jaoge
2-ALLAH Ki Tqseem Pe Razi Raho Is Se Tum Logon Se Be-Parwah Ho Jaoge
3-Apne Parosi Se Acha Saluk Kro Is Se Tm Momin Ho Jaoge
4-Logo K Lie Wohi Psnd Kro Jo Apne Lie Psnd Krte Ho Is Se Tm Musalman Ho Jaoge
5-Zyada Mat Hnso Kyu K Ziada Hansi Dil Ko Murda Kr Deti He
www.HazroCity.com

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Sardars and Pathans,

01>
Ek Pathan Cycle pe Larki k samne zor se gira or jildi se khara ho gaya'''
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Larki; chot to nahi lagi?
Pathan; Nehi, Hum aisyhee utarta hy.........

02>
Pathan 2 Sardar; 5 Janvaron k naam batao jo pani me rehty hen.
Sardar; Fish: Pathan. theek hy or batao
Sardar, Fish ki Ammi. Abu, Bhai or Bhen. Pathan. Shabash!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Sardars & Pathans SMSs

01>
sardar g ne 10 Rs tip di
waiter; sir ye to meri insult hai
sardar; to phir
waiter; 20 rupa to dain
sardar; sorry main apki double insult nhe krna chahta

02>
Ek pathan cycle pe Larki k samne zor se
gira or jildi se khara ho gaya'''
Larki; chot to nahi lagi?
pathan; Nehi; Hum aisyhee utarta hy.........

Monday, March 22, 2010

Sardar Jee & Pathan in India

01>
Pathan went to India, Security man,Who are you?
Pathan (Dartay howay) Im HINDU, SECURITY MAN,
TELL ME 5 NAMES OF BAGHAWAN
PATAHAN: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar. Doli.

02>
1 Gadhe ne Sardar ko laat mari, Sardar us k piche bhaga,
Raste main use Zebra mila Sardar usko laat markar bola !!!
Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai...