Funny SMSs

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Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chor do." Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chor do."
Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chor do." Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chor do."
Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujhe. SMS karna chor do !!!

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hadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi... Taj mahil banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur shadi ho gaye... Ab Taj mahil banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi

Poetry

01>
Sirf Mai Hi Thaam Sakun Haath Uska, Mujh Par Itni Inayat Si Kr De
Woh Reh Na Paye Ek Pal B Mre Bina, Ae KHUDA Tu Usko Mri Adat c Kr De

02>
Kahin wo mile to usay kehna K Lot aao, Lot aao k koi shiddat se Barri muddat se Barri muhabat se tumhara intizar kar raha hai Lot aao k, kisi ki bahare na hone se kisi ki aankhon mei nami or zindagi mei kami bohat zyada ha

Decent messeges

01>
GULAAB ka koi b naam rakh leya jay magir,
pehchana to khushboo se hi jata hai", ENSAN be wase he hai, us ka koi be, rang ho roop ho, zaat ho qabeela ho, magir pehchana apne, IKHLAQ se he jata hai

02>
Heart can skip beat for a while, Memories can be kept in a file,
A desert can replace the nile, But nothing can stop a smile,
When your name comes on my mobile.

Islamic SMS

01>
Irshad-e-Bari Taala hy:
'Soraj ki kirnain zameen per parne se pehle uth jao, Qeun ky us waqt Rizq banta ja raha hota hai'

02>
Ek ajib haqiqat
100 rupe ka note buht zyada lagta hai jab masjid me dia jaye
Mgr Music Cds kharideney k liye buht thora lagta hai
3 min ki namaz parhna buht mushkil hai
mgr 3 ghante ki film dekhna buht aasan!

SMS about mother.

Mirza Adeeb Ki Kitab "Matti Ka Diya" se Iqtibas:

"Aba G Mujay Martay Thay To Ammi Bacha Leti Thein, Ek Din Men Ne Socha Keh Agar Ammi Pitai Karengi Tu Abbu G Kya Karengai? Yeh Dekhnay K Liye Me Nay Ammi Ka Kaha Na Mana, Unhon Ne Kaha Bazaar Say Dahi La Do Men Nay Na Laya, Unhon Ne Salan Kam Dia, Me Ne Ziada Par Israr Kia, Unhon Ne Kaha Peerhi K Ooper Beth Kar Roti Khawo, Me Nay Zameen Par Darri Bicha Kar Beth Gia. Lehja bi Gustakhana! Mujay Puri Tawaqah Thi K Ammi Zurur Marengi Magar Unhon Nay Mujay Seenay Se Laga Kar Kaha, "Q Puttar Maan Sadqay Tu Bimar Te Nahi?" Us Waqt Meray Aansu Thay Keh Ruktay Hi Nahi Thay...!

01) Sardar ne A to Z English seekh li : 02) SMS Karna chor do :

01)
Sardar ne A to Z English seekh li :
A: Apple, B: Barha Apple, C: Chota Apple, D: Doosra Apple, E: Ek hor Apple, F: Fer Apple, G: Ganda Apple, H: Haraa Apple, I: India da Apple, J: Jay'pur da Apple, K: Kharab Apple, L: Laal Apple, M: Mitha Apple, N: Nawan Apple, O: O'ooo Apple, P: Paka howa Apple, Q: Quetta da Apple, R: Rall mil k khaan aala Apple, S: Saada Apple, T: Taqatwar Apple, U: Unna da Apple, V: Veer da Apple, W: Wadda Apple, X: X-Max da Apple, Y: Yaar da Apple, Z: Zindabad Apple,

02)
SMS Karna chor do :
Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chor do." Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chor do."
Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chor do." Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chor do."
Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujhe SMS karna chor do.

Happy New Year 2010

01)

God gives You…
12 Month of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success, 8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all!



02)
For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year 2010