April Fool

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Dear All, "April Fool" Spain Per Jab Qabza Huwa Tu Musalmano Se Essaion Ne Ye Wadaa Kar K Behri Jehaaz Me Sawar Kiya Keh Musalmano Ko Hifazat Se Africa Pohncha Diya Jaiga,
Laiken Jab Jehaaz Samundar K Bech Giya Tu Essaion Nay Musalmano Ko Dubo Kr Shaheed Kar Dia, Tab Say "They Celebrate The April Day in Memory of "Making Muslims Fool"
So, Please Tell this to your friends & don't celebrate 1st April, Thanks...
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New married couple of Sardar and Sardarni. Sardarni; hamari shady KO 24 ghnta ho chukka ha. Sardar; Ar asa lgta ha Jase kal Ky bat ho..........

Cool SMS

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Zindagi 2 Din Ki Ha. 1 Din Tumare Haq Me
1 Din Tmare Khilaf. Jab Tmare Haq Me Ho
Us Din Garur Na Krna Or
Jab Tmare Khilaf Ho Us Din Sabr Kr Lena.

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Miss call kya hai...?
Miss call ek andaaz hai aazmane ka,
Ek lamha churaane ka, Ek ehasaas jagaane ka,
Ek dastak hai unke dar par jinko aadat
Hai bhool jaane ki

Punjabi SMSs

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Mery ishq dy vich mashkook na ho, nai aj tk ghalat nigah kiti
Teri her mulakaat me enj kiti, jewain musa naal khuda kiti
Nai fark kita teri puja wich, nai khatreyaan di pawah kiti
Ek rub nai tinnu keh sakdi baki sari rasam ada kiti

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DUKH DARDAAN DI LOR V KOI NAI
AGG PANI DA JOR V KOI NAI
CHANGA J HOVY TY IKO KAFI AY
BOHTY YAAR BANAVEN DI LOR V KOI NAI
(BULLAY SHAH)

Sardars & Pathans SMSs

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sardar g ne 10 Rs tip di
waiter; sir ye to meri insult hai
sardar; to phir
waiter; 20 rupa to dain
sardar; sorry main apki double insult nhe krna chahta

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Ek pathan cycle pe Larki k samne zor se
gira or jildi se khara ho gaya'''
Larki; chot to nahi lagi?
pathan; Nehi; Hum aisyhee utarta hy.........

Islamic SMSs

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Jo shakhs ALLAH kay kammon main lag jata ha,
ALLAH is kay kammon main lag jata ha.
Hazrat Abu Bakar Sadeeq (R.A)


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Loogo! Bachoo apnay Rab k ghazzab se aur daroo
us din se jb k koi baap apnay baaty ke taraf se badla
na day ga aur na koi baata apnay baap ke taraf se kuch
badla dany wala ho ga. Surat-ul-Luqmaan: 33

Husban & Wife + Masjid & Miss Call

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Husband & Wife Me Jhagra Hu Gia To
Wife Ne Apni Maa Ko Phone Kia:
Ammi Mera Un Se Jagrha Ho Gaya Hai,
Main 3,4 Maah K Liye Aap K Ghar Aa Rahi Hun,
Maan Boli: Usay Apne Kiye Ki Saza Puri Milni Chahiye,
Tum Wahin Raho, Me 3 ya 4 Mahino K Liye Aa Rahi Hun... :)

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Masjid Main Joota Utaarte Waqt >> Aur << * Kisi Ko Miss Call Maarte Howe, Ek Hi Darr Rehta Hai,,, >> Koi "UTHA" Na Lay....!!!

Sardar Jee & Pathan in India

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Pathan went to India, Security man,Who are you?
Pathan (Dartay howay) Im HINDU, SECURITY MAN,
TELL ME 5 NAMES OF BAGHAWAN
PATAHAN: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar. Doli.

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1 Gadhe ne Sardar ko laat mari, Sardar us k piche bhaga,
Raste main use Zebra mila Sardar usko laat markar bola !!!
Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai...

Significances of Prayers & a Hadis

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JO SHAKS YE CHAHTA HAE KE MASAEB KE WAQT ALLAH
TALA OS KI DOA JALD QABUL KARLE TO USE CHAYE
KE AESHO RAHAT KE DINO ME KHUB MANGA KARE (TRIMIZI)

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Significances of the Prayers.
Fajar – Increases the complexion or Noor,
Zohar – Increases Income,
Asar – Improves Health,
Maghrib – Good future 4 your Children,
Esha – Peaceful sleep.

Poetry SMSs

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Kuch to tanhai ki raato me sahara hota
Tum na hote na zikar tumara hota
Koi hamdard zamane me na paya mene
Dil ki hasrat hi rahi k koi to hamara hota

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Jese Suhani Hoti Hai Khushbu Gulab Mai
Wesa Hi Tumhara Zikr Hy Meri Kitaab Mai
Mana K CHAND Husn Mai Zerb-UL-Misal Hai
Is Se Bi Tum Haseen Ho Mere Hisaab Ma

Islamic SMSs

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JO SHAKS YE CHAHTA HAE KE MASAEB KE WAQT ALLAH TALA OS KI DOA JALD QABUL KARLE
TO USE CHAYE KE AESHO RAHAT KE DINO ME KHUB MANGA KARE (TRIMIZI)

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QAYAMAT KE DIN MUJH SE QAREEB TAREEN AUR MUJH PAR ZEADAH HAQ RAKHNE WALA MERA
WHO UMMATI HOGA JO MUJH PAR ZEADAH DAROOD BHEJNE WALA HOGA (TRIMIZI)

Pathan in India & Insaani Dimagh

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Pathan India Gia, Wahan Barish Hu Rahi Thi,
Os Nay Mender Me Ja K Baghawaan Ko Uthaya & Bahir Phenk Dia, Saath Hi Bola,
... ... ... ... ...
Olamba Che Yakh She ///

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Damaagh Insaani Jism Ka Sub Say Important Hissa Hai,
Yeh Saal K 365 Dino K 24 Ghantay Bedaar Rehta Hai,
Or Ye Aap Ki Paidaish K Sath Hi Kaam Shuro Kar Deta Hy,
Aur Tab Tak Kaam Karta Rehta Hai Jub Tak Aap,
.... .... .... ....
"Shaadi Nahi Kar Letay"

Friendship SMS

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Teri nafrat mai wo dum nhi jo meri chahat ko mita de
Meri dosti ka samandar teri soch se bhi gehra hai

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Hoti nahi dosti kabhi chehre se
Dosti to dil se ki jati hay
Soorat unki khud hi pyari lagti hay
Kadar jinki dil se ki jati hay

Islamic SMSs

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Narrated Abu Mas'ud Al-Ansari:
The prophet (PBUH) said,
"When a Muslim spends some-thing on his family intending to receive ALLAH's reward it is regarded as Sadaqa for him".
Sahih Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 64, Number 263

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QAYAMAT KE DIN MUJH SE QAREEB TAREEN AUR MUJH PAR ZEADAH HAQ RAKHNE
WALA MERA WHO UMMATI HOGA JO MUJH PAR ZEADAH DAROOD BHEJNE WALA HOGA
(TRIMIZI)

Police & Pathan SMS (2)

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POLICE KI MAR SE KOI MAR TO NAHE JATA FRAZ
BUS UTHANE BETHNE K ANDAZ BADAL JATE HAIN

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friend: Yaar me apna pars ghar bhool aaya hon mjhe 1000 rupe chahiye.
Pathan: dost hi dost k kaam aata he le 20 rupe riksha kar or pars le aa

Name E Muhammad (PBUH)

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Nam-e-MUHAMMAD se dilon ko suroor milta he
Nigah-e-Fikr ko Shauor milta he
Naseeb kesa bhi ho Daru-de-Pak parh kr
Khuda se jo bhi mango zaroor milta he

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Bohat muqaddas hai mere pyare NABI (s.a.w.w) k qadmon ki dhool
Kash k is dhool ka koi zarra meri qabar ki zeenat ban jaye!!!

Rabi Ul Awwal related SMS

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Ki MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) se wafa tu ne to hum tere hain
Ye jahan cheez hai kya, Looh-o-Qalam tere hain!

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ISHQ-e-MUSTAFA jiske seeney me hay
Wo jahan bhi rahe wo MADINA me hay
Pholoon me bhi aesi khushbu kahan
Jo mere NABI PAK (S.A.W.W) k PASEENEY me hay!

Funny SMS

Kabhi Tum Black & White
Kabhi Rangeen Lagti Ho.

Kabhi Tum Shabnam Shabnam
Kabhi Tum Clean Lagti Ho.

Kabhi Tum Khatti Meethi
Kabhi Namkeen Lagti Ho.

Kuch Bhi Kaho Tum Hum Se
Par Humen To Tum Barri HASEEN Lagti Ho.

20 Years of Friendship

20 Years of Friendship
After 20 Years of Friendship a Friend asked his Buddy:
How Come We Traveled so Far in This Friendship?
His Buddy Smiled and Said: I know What You are, I Understand What You cannot be.
I'm Happy at What You are and I Compromised on What You Cannot be.
That's How We are Here.

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No one can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& When you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than anyone else,
Who care for you in loneliness, & dies when you cry.
She is no one, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your Mom First and Always.

I ask Allah 2 make u happy,

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I ask Allah 2 make u happy,
make u smile, guide u safely,
though every mile, grant u wealth,
give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

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The prophet (SAW) said:
“He who remembers his Lord
and who does not remember his Lord,
are like the living and the dead.”
(Al-Bukhari) 11/208;Muslim 1/539

Islam is University & Tang-dasti, dozakh, maal aur jannat

01> Islam is University
Islam is University, World is class room,
Quran is Sylabus, Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher,
Allah is the Examiner, Try to pass the final exam

02> Tang-dasti, dozakh, maal aur jannat
Log tung-dasti se jtna darty hain
agar dozakh se dare’n tou dono’ se bach jaye’n
Maal se jtni mohabbat karty hain
agar jannat se kare’n tou dono’ pa le’n”
Imam Ghazali

“An honest treasurer

“An honest treasurer
who gives what he is
ordered to give fully,
perfectly and willingly
to the person to whom
he is ordered to give ,
is regarded as one of
the two charitable
persons … ”
(Bukhari)

No fear in love,

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No fear in love, and love is not what u can receive
There is no fear in Love,
if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern.
Love is not what you can receive, it’s all about what you can give.

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My hearts feelings
My Heart Misses A Beat, Watching You Sleep
Our Corny Slippers, Monogrammed His And Her
By The Bed Blue For Me, Pink For You

Kash tum DEKH sakty…

01> GHAZAL

Kash tum DEKH sakty…
Tuty huy dil ko, Behty huy ansuon ko
Is adhury mösam ko, Kash Tum PARH sakty…
Mery hathon ki lakeron ko, Khawabon ki taberon ko
Dil k afsanon ko, Kash Tum SÅMJH Sakty…
Mery lafzon ki gehrai ko, Honton ki sachai ko
Mehfil ki tanhai ko, Kash tum JÖRR sakty…
Iss DIL ko.. .., Iss RISHTY ko.. ..
Iss WADY ko.. .., Lekin ye soch kr khamosh ho jata hun.. ..
KASH .. .. Tum JAN sakty is MOHABAT Ko……….KASH
KAASH