April Fool

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Dear All, "April Fool" Spain Per Jab Qabza Huwa Tu Musalmano Se Essaion Ne Ye Wadaa Kar K Behri Jehaaz Me Sawar Kiya Keh Musalmano Ko Hifazat Se Africa Pohncha Diya Jaiga,
Laiken Jab Jehaaz Samundar K Bech Giya Tu Essaion Nay Musalmano Ko Dubo Kr Shaheed Kar Dia, Tab Say "They Celebrate The April Day in Memory of "Making Muslims Fool"
So, Please Tell this to your friends & don't celebrate 1st April, Thanks...
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New married couple of Sardar and Sardarni. Sardarni; hamari shady KO 24 ghnta ho chukka ha. Sardar; Ar asa lgta ha Jase kal Ky bat ho..........

Cool SMS

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Zindagi 2 Din Ki Ha. 1 Din Tumare Haq Me
1 Din Tmare Khilaf. Jab Tmare Haq Me Ho
Us Din Garur Na Krna Or
Jab Tmare Khilaf Ho Us Din Sabr Kr Lena.

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Miss call kya hai...?
Miss call ek andaaz hai aazmane ka,
Ek lamha churaane ka, Ek ehasaas jagaane ka,
Ek dastak hai unke dar par jinko aadat
Hai bhool jaane ki

Punjabi SMSs

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Mery ishq dy vich mashkook na ho, nai aj tk ghalat nigah kiti
Teri her mulakaat me enj kiti, jewain musa naal khuda kiti
Nai fark kita teri puja wich, nai khatreyaan di pawah kiti
Ek rub nai tinnu keh sakdi baki sari rasam ada kiti

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DUKH DARDAAN DI LOR V KOI NAI
AGG PANI DA JOR V KOI NAI
CHANGA J HOVY TY IKO KAFI AY
BOHTY YAAR BANAVEN DI LOR V KOI NAI
(BULLAY SHAH)

Sardars & Pathans SMSs

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sardar g ne 10 Rs tip di
waiter; sir ye to meri insult hai
sardar; to phir
waiter; 20 rupa to dain
sardar; sorry main apki double insult nhe krna chahta

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Ek pathan cycle pe Larki k samne zor se
gira or jildi se khara ho gaya'''
Larki; chot to nahi lagi?
pathan; Nehi; Hum aisyhee utarta hy.........

Islamic SMSs

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Jo shakhs ALLAH kay kammon main lag jata ha,
ALLAH is kay kammon main lag jata ha.
Hazrat Abu Bakar Sadeeq (R.A)


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Loogo! Bachoo apnay Rab k ghazzab se aur daroo
us din se jb k koi baap apnay baaty ke taraf se badla
na day ga aur na koi baata apnay baap ke taraf se kuch
badla dany wala ho ga. Surat-ul-Luqmaan: 33

Husban & Wife + Masjid & Miss Call

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Husband & Wife Me Jhagra Hu Gia To
Wife Ne Apni Maa Ko Phone Kia:
Ammi Mera Un Se Jagrha Ho Gaya Hai,
Main 3,4 Maah K Liye Aap K Ghar Aa Rahi Hun,
Maan Boli: Usay Apne Kiye Ki Saza Puri Milni Chahiye,
Tum Wahin Raho, Me 3 ya 4 Mahino K Liye Aa Rahi Hun... :)

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Masjid Main Joota Utaarte Waqt >> Aur << * Kisi Ko Miss Call Maarte Howe, Ek Hi Darr Rehta Hai,,, >> Koi "UTHA" Na Lay....!!!

Sardar Jee & Pathan in India

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Pathan went to India, Security man,Who are you?
Pathan (Dartay howay) Im HINDU, SECURITY MAN,
TELL ME 5 NAMES OF BAGHAWAN
PATAHAN: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar. Doli.

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1 Gadhe ne Sardar ko laat mari, Sardar us k piche bhaga,
Raste main use Zebra mila Sardar usko laat markar bola !!!
Night dress pahan kar ullu banata hai...